IN CLASS OPTION: What about you would the Handicapper General, Diana Moon Glombers, handicap?

I think that everyone would have basic handicaps. weights on ankles, to keep from being able to faster or more elegant. But, if i were to be handicapped I think I would have an earpiece in my ear, because i like to read and write and develop my own opinions, and i would probably have a lot of weights on my arms because i love to bake and write and stuff like that, so i think arm weights would limit my ablities to bake well and to be able to write too much. I also love to sing, so i would have to have some type of handicap for my voice as well.